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Derek Jeter Cancels Retirement, Signs 3-Year Contract With Boston Red Sox
BOSTON, Massachusetts - The franchise player Derek Jeter is sure to disappoint every New York Yankee fan in the world after deciding not to retire after this baseball season. One of their star players...
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Chain Reaction Heimlich Maneuver Saves Woman, Chokes Another
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Don’t call Carl McInerney a hero. The unassuming groundskeeper from Roslindale, MA is just a regular guy, to hear him tell it. But early last week his low-profile status...
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Chinese Buffet Hopes To Rebuild Business With ‘Happy Ending’ Specials
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A Boston Chinese restaurant in Chinatown is offering a new, yet bizarre way to pack the seats at their buffet. King Kong Feast, a restaurant that has been a staple in the city...
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Man Electrocuted, Dies While Smoking E-Cigarette
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Michael Del, a 34 year old construction worker from Boston, Massachusetts, was killed early last Wednesday as the e-cigarette he was smoking sent a jolt of electricity through...
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Doctors Create Literal ‘Cure For Love’
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A team of doctors and scientists at Boston University has discovered what they say is a literal ‘cure for love,’ which when injected, can actually stop all feelings of love...
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Boston Bomber Sentenced To 30 Days Public Service For His Part In Grisly Attacks
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the 21-year-old who was convicted earlier this month on 30 charges in relation to the 2013 massacre at the Boston Marathon, was sentenced today to 30 days...
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Doctors Say Frequent Masturbation Can Cause Severe Mental Disorders
CAMBRIDGE, Massaschusetts - Doctors at the prestigious Harvard Medical School have recently discovered that frequent masturbation, once thought to be “healthy” and “normal” actually has severe...
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Man’s Habitual Nose Spray Habit Causes Hole To Form In Face
BRIGHTON, Massachusetts – A 52-year-old man who has reportedly used one bottle of nose spray a day for over 20 years was hospitalized after he burned a hole through one of his nostrils. Ingredients...
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Mother Names Baby ‘Roofie’ After How She Became Impregnated
KEENE, Louisiana – A new mother has reportedly named her son Roofie after she was apparently drugged and raped during a party. The woman, Felicia Gregory, says that during a visit to Boston College...
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Scientists Discover Gene That Causes ‘Psychotic’ Behavior
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Scientists and researchers at Harvard University have discovered the gene that creates psychotic and startling, violent behavior, according to reports. According to the...
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Huffing Your Own Feces Can Help To Cure Depression Symptoms
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Researchers at Gavaland University in Boston, Massachusetts, have discovered what they say is a “cure” for long-term depression and bi-polar symptoms, and it’s been staring...
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Massive Sunken Ship, Treasure Found Off Coast of Boston
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Remnants of an old, sunken pirate ship were found off the coast of Boston, Massachusetts yesterday by treasure hunters who had reportedly found documentation claiming that a...
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Boston Cop Shoots, Kills Black Man For Smoking A Joint
BOSTON, Massachusetts – On the heels of recent scandals involving police brutality among the African American community, Malik Edwards, a 36-year old African American man living in the Boston area was...
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Cancer Found To Be Cured Completed With ‘Extremely Common’ Item
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Researchers at Boston Medical Center are planning to release a new study that proves that all cancers – even some of the most rare and previously un-treatable cancers such as...
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Man Hospitalized After Getting Fidget Spinner Lodged in His Rectum For 37th Time
BOSTON, Massachusetts – A 28-year-old Boston man, who doctors call Mr. Fidgets, was hospitalized today for emergency surgery after the emergency room attending physician discovered a fidget spinner...
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Woman Gives Birth 7 Years After Having Sex
BOSTON, Massachusetts – A modern medical marvel has occurred in Massachusetts this week, after a woman gave birth to a healthy, 7lb 4oz baby boy. The marvel, you ask? The woman, 28-year-old Maria...
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Man’s Habitual Nose Spray Habit Causes Hole To Form In Face
BRIGHTON, Massachusetts – A 52-year-old man who has reportedly used one bottle of nose spray a day for over 20 years was hospitalized after he burned a hole through one of his nostrils. Ingredients...
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Mother Names Baby ‘Roofie’ After How She Became Impregnated
KEENE, Louisiana – A new mother has reportedly named her son Roofie after she was apparently drugged and raped during a party. The woman, Felicia Gregory, says that during a visit to Boston College...
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Scientists Discover Gene That Causes ‘Psychotic’ Behavior
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Scientists and researchers at Harvard University have discovered the gene that creates psychotic and startling, violent behavior, according to reports. According to the...
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Huffing Your Own Feces Can Help To Cure Depression Symptoms
BOSTON, Massachusetts – Researchers at Gavaland University in Boston, Massachusetts, have discovered what they say is a “cure” for long-term depression and bi-polar symptoms, and it’s been staring...
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